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Moonwalk and crazy haircuts: Bas Savage is your new idol

Moonwalk and crazy haircuts: Bas Savage is your new idol

Full name: Basir Mohammed Savage, born in London on January 7, 1982. He retired in 2016 and played as a striker (or wing, if necessary). In the field he moved in a strange way, it seemed like an ordinary Simy, a big man who walked around in the field all round and crooked. Bas Savage did not seem suitable for playing football, yet he played a lot. Note on the name: Abbreviated Basir becomes Bas, Mohammed falls and Savage remains. Bas Savage, in English, has its own meaning: it means "inept", when someone does something wrong they say "Oh, you're such a Bas Savage". Perhaps this is the reason why Bas Savage has never broken down: you would have ever endorsed the purchase of an inept? Luciano Moggi certainly not.

 

He has not scored much in his career: 27 goals in 276 appearances between kind of club like Bristol City, Gillingham, Millwall, Tranmere, Brighton ecc., reports Transfertmarkt. An average not really excellent if you're a striker. He closed his career in Thailand, 2 goals in 60 appearances (one goal every 2.161 minutes). Bas Savage has never played in the Premier League. Basa Savage has never even come to play in the Championship. Bas Savage is a player of whom, probably, no one would have ever spoken had it not been for his haircuts and his celebrations. For this reason it deserves to become the idol of all.

 

The most beautiful celebration in the world 

Given the average goal is not really exciting, it comes to mind that opponents let mark Bas Savage just to see how he would have celebrated. Close your eyes and imagine Justin Timberlake in Simy's body for a moment. Here:

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Bas Savage's dances are tribal dances on the trail of the worst techno nightclub where they remix Michal Jackson songs. Imagine a background music like "Black or White / Love and Capoeira - DRUX REMIX 2018", then close your eyes and dream Bas Savage.

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Bas Savage has "gone down in history" like the one who celebrated with moonwalk, and although he has never played at great levels he has even been called as a guest in 2007 in the broadcast of Sky Sport Soccer AM, during which he obviously danced.

 

The most beautiful haircuts in the world

Looking at the images of Bas Savage's exultation you will probably have noticed particular haircuts. Here, no: Bas Savage has never had particular haircuts. Bas Savage has had crazy haircuts. Blue, blue and red, different patterns and the beautiful cut Spiderman version, thanks to which Bas Savage deserved one of the few items that are on him. The next time you go to the barbershop, do a ballet in honor of Bas Savage and show him one of these photos, without confusing him with Djibril Cissè: